Archive of posts filed under the humor category.

The Crowd Goes Wild

Time passes. Wilkins catches the pass and heads for the goal. Anderson and Fleming close in from in front of him and to the right. He darts to the left, then passes it to Jacobson. Pass to Robinson. Back to Wilkins, then back to Robinson. Back to Time and score!

Taylor Swift – Love Story: Alternate Lyrics

Love Story by Taylor Swift is a song about romance which alludes to the story of Romeo and Juliet, but events for the characters in the song work out somewhat differently than they did for the star-crossed lovers. I wondered what it would be like if it was more true to the story as written [...]

“Et tu, Brahe?”

Did anyone else notice that the scattered missing letters in the chapter of On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 3 which was put up today (Chapter Four: The Scholar) spell out the message “Et tu, Brahe?” I don’t see anything about it online…

Reality TV Show Idea: What Not to Watch

On “What Not to Watch,” each week a new, regular person who was volunteered by a friend or relative is made fun of for the TV shows and movies they have scheduled to record on their DVR and own on DVD. Then the hosts throw out their DVD collections and their recording schedules, to be [...]

Forwarded email: Best Christmas Decoration Ever

This is just too hilarious not to share: Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made [...]

Kindle Christmas ad… haha

Just saw this ad on Amazon, and it struck me as funny because you can’t currently give Kindle books as gifts. Maybe soon, though?

And again…

Yet another new shirt, in exchange for your money. I’m having fun with this…

Very busy…

There’s been a lot going on, and I don’t have time to explain it all. But that hasn’t stopped me making another amusing shirt, which it so happens is now available for purchase.

New Shirt Available

For your amusement and mine, I have created a shirt which you can purchase.

Close Range

This is a hilarious parody, but perhaps not for the very squeamish. Watch the video and play the “demo.”

Morning Pages

I’ve been keeping up with my morning pages for the course pretty well. Tuesday of last week, this is what I wrote.

Gifts can be difficult to choose.

That’s why Dave Barry’s Holiday Gift Guide is now available.

I’m impressed.

The previous post must have set some kind of record for longest time on the internet without a single page view (from anyone other than myself and maybe webcrawlers). I think that must mean that this blog is now part of the dark, uncharted fringe of the internet. Soon trees will be falling silently here [...]

Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

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Read it for the comments

Here is a post from Shamus Young about SecuROM. But I’m linking it because of the comments.