Penny Arcade is having a contest to write a short (10-word) story set in World of Warcraft. The prize is figuratively (or literally? I am not privy to that information) a metric ton of WoW cardgame-related goodies. I entered for the fun of it, and submitted only one entry; it requried some research on my part as I no longer play WoW.
Seeing as my odds of winning are somewhere between the chance that I will be attacked by a shark (while sitting in my cubicle at work) and the probability that I will win the lottery (while not buying any lottery tickets), I will present my story here so that it may be preserved for the few (one?) who are interested:
Sunset over the Great Sea–beautiful. But lovers forget: murlocs.