The previous post must have set some kind of record for longest time on the internet without a single page view (from anyone other than myself and maybe webcrawlers). I think that must mean that this blog is now part of the dark, uncharted fringe of the internet. Soon trees will be falling silently here left and right. Maybe a new culture will arise and evolve as a separate species with a society to whom the prime virtue is apathy and whose language consists entirely of noises uttered during coitus. After a wrenching political upheval, one hero or villain among them, depending on your point of view, will intentionally or accidentally unleash a malevolence that will drive them to extinction before devouring itself in nothingness.
Seriously, there should be some kind of award.